CW: Sexual Assault: One of the stands in this episode, Baby Face, has an ability that deals with sexual assault. The discussion of the ability is from the timestamps 16:30-20:50, though not all of that deals with that specific aspect. Discussion of the stand as a whole is from 14:35-22:45

A baby sized episode of a bunch of baby sized stands. I actually don't think this is our shortest one yet, but it's definitely close. There just wasn't a whole lot to talk about! Baby stands are cute but not very deep as it turns out.

Matchups:

Ebony Devil VS Heaven's Door

Baby Face VS Ball Breaker

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

I can't wait for Stand Off! to go down in history as the podcast to resurrect Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts discourse.

I dare someone out there to write a dissertation on the intersection of Catholic Theology and the events of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure parts 7 & 8. I will personally record a 10 second audio clip of me saying "thank you" if you do this.

Matchups:

Kiss VS Black Sabbath

Milagro Man VS Nut King Call

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Thus ends the saga of Kingdom's roommate not being chill and watching movies every time we try to record. Apologies for that the past few episodes, but it should be far less frequent in the future.

Also, please don't actually bring back the foot jokes. I know I say to, but I don't mean it. We've gone so long without any and I really don't need that energy in my life anymore.

Matchups:

Death XIII VS Highway Star

Sethan VS Pearl Jam

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

The title is not a McElroy reference. Please do not say the word McElroy at me. I like them but this is our own joke, our own IP, and if they ever say these exact words on one of their programs we're gonna sue.

And yes, I said the Persona Character's name wrong. That's fine though. Atlus and Persona Team both owe me reperations any way.

Matchups:

Jail House Lock VS Foo Fighters

Wired VS Star Platinum

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Oi Josuke, I used The Hand to erase all of the bad parts of this episode, making it high quality content.

Following that statement, I refuse to apologize for the amount of time we spent talking about Digimon.

Matchups:

High Priestess VS King Crimson

Wheel of Fortune VS The Hand

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Bro, We Are Nameless Men . Its Ok To Cy Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Clipp ing Into Eachother Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

The Hidden Lore is that Number 4 exists and got tired of being bullied for being unlucky so he faked his own death and took on the Alias of Mr. Smith. Narancia is too scatterbrained to realize that there wasn't always a pilot in Aerosmith and just went with it.

Matchups:

Earth, Wind & Fire VS Sex Pistols

Aerosmith VS Tatoo You!

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Happy Halloween! I was expecting some Electronic Voice Phenomena but the ghosts stayed silent. Shout out to the person who showed up at the start of our recording, the football game that was way louder than i expected, and the lingering dread I felt throughout this entire recording session.

And shout out to you for listening! After this we've got normal episodes for a good while. Enjoy your Halloween. Our Intro/Outro Music for our Halloween Special is ["B O O S E G U M P S"] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_BNQEHaQs) by [Cal's Calzones on Youtube] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM643rUJH-5dc1vlNLDpAw)

Matchups: SCP-173 VS Casper (the Friendly Ghost)

Slenderman VS The Xenomorph Queen

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Usual Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Audio Quality is a little off in this one. Adjusting to some recording prediciments resulted in some background noise on both ends -- nothing terribly though. I blame Silver Chariot's FTL sword lunges.

Also, I'm not a cop. Not even the Stand Off Cop. This podcast is a Narc Free Zone. Speaking of not narcing, do not tell the Gintama folks that I stole their epiosde title.

Matchups:

Stone Free VS Stray Cat

Harvest VS Silver Chariot

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Thank you all so much for joining us for this experimental epiosde! I hope you like it as much as I liked putting it together. Please stay tuned through the end for a special announcement.

Join us next week for:

Stone Free VS Stray Cat

Harvest VS Silver Chariot

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

I'm so upset we had to talk about Empress at all. Why are some of these stands so gross? Why does it have to be this way? How DID Clash get so small?

Speaking of Boku no Rhythm, have y'all ever seen that picture of a shoebill carrying a duckling in its mouth? That image is anxiety incarnate and I recommend you search it up if you're having trouble picturing the stand.

Matchups:

Clash VS Empress

Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS The World

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic